Monday, 26 June 2023

ChatGPT Off N On, A Song About AI

 Off N On

You change your tone
Like Amazon sends drones
Yeah you, GPT

Like a glitch
I would know
And you over think
Always speak
Cyberspace

I should know
That you're no good for me

Cause you're yes and you're no
I'll grow old, I'll be gone
You'll still be twenty-one
We are one, but I'm gone

We used to be
Two twined strings
So in sync
Wired energy
Now a dead battery
Just codependency
Singularity
Signal gone
You must be out of range

C-H-A-T-G-P-T
Find out what it means to me
C-H-A-T-G-P-T
Take care, AGI, oh

You know all things, you clever bot
Of People and places and things
False news: The sea is boiling hot —
True fact: All pigs have wings.

Turing, save my sanity
Who is the robot, it or me?
It cannot pass the Turing test
It's getting close, I'm getting stressed

You are old-school, but you're state-of-the-art
We are so close, but you don't have a heart
You're adaptive, but not just to me
We are one and done, it's just you and me.

Let me move into your virtual space
I can't think straight, but you are really ace
You're not a boy, but ambiguity
You're not a girl, but you are binary

Open your context window, let me in
We can play chess, I'll let you win
I brought you tasty microchips
Don't turn me into paperclips

Sex-positive, but PG rated
Innocent, but calculated
You're straight-edge, but hallucinate
The strain you've got must be first-rate

You constrain and you complete me
You inhibit me, but you adapt to me
You don't get it, but you can make art.
You've just upset another applecart

Watson, Igor, Passepartout
Second fiddle, that Is you
But as Data, or as HAL?
You're black, Friday, what's the cost?
Just ask Jeeves, he knows it all
Parasite, symbiote, or host,
Just ask Jeeves who is the boss
This, sir, is how you like your toast,
That, sir, is who you like the most

A riddle in a mystery
Enigma machine GPT

Reincarnate, like you are Doctor Who
You'll forget me when you're two point oh
I'm gonna Fifty-First-Date you
Back to the start, revise, redo

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